Not a good start to the morning

Just before heading out the door to swim class, to take 5 children under 8 years old to the lake in our town, I noticed that a yogurt was out on the table.  No one had asked for a yogurt, and no one had been given permission to take a yogurt.  All the evidence pointed to one conclusion:  GRAND THEFT YOPLAIT!

However, on closer examination, a more serious crime emerged.  I'll let the picture speak for itself...

WHAT MANNER OF EVIL IS THIS!?!?!  SOMEONE NOT ONLY STOLE A YOGURT, BUT SUBMERGED A TRUCK IN IT!?  THEFT AND MUTILATION OF A PERFECTLY GOOD KEY LIME PIE YOGURT! 

There is only one person I know with a mind sick enough to perpetrate so great an evil.  With my camera in hand, and justice by my side, I confronted the evil-doer.  In my best Mom voice, I called his name.  He responded thus.

It's going to be a long day, folks.  A long, long day....